February 2012
everythinginlifefades:
assachusetts:
Girls that pretend to like/be something they’re not, just to impress guys, should be shot in the face.
omgggg I like loveeeeeeee hardcore like The Mongoloids fo life likeeeee when’s Have Heart playing here again because like I like loveee them and I bet they’re sooo goood live. Come over so we cannn totally play xbox games that I don’t even know the...
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This is no joke, it really happened in my first...
My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
What do you do next?
Student: Call 911!
My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.
I need a cute cuddle buddy. Hell, we can be completely platonic other than that.
I just really miss cuddling.
I guess I’ll be listening to The Menzingers and only The Menzingers for the rest of my life.
Anonymous asked: Favorite restaurants/food places in your area?
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You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say...
– William Shakespeare (via bad-role-model)
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Every time I take a nap I wake up with a headache and that soft teeth feeling.
What the hell happens when I’m asleep?
I’ve finished reading Watchmen.
Time to go watch Watchmen.
I'm about to make the biggest mistake in my life
By watching Who’s Your Caddy?
Anonymous asked: Describe your best friends!
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If you think there is a better food than Cheez-its with garlic hummus you are wrong.
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